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Frank: I got no leg room back here. Move your seat forward.
Estelle: That’s as far as it goes.
Frank: There’s a mechanism. You just pull it, and throw your body weight.
Estelle: I pulled it. It doesn’t go.
Frank: If you want the leg room, say you want the leg room! Don’t blame the mechanism!
George: All right, Dad, we’re five blocks from the house. Sit sideways.
Frank: Like an animal. Because of her, I have to sit here like an animal!
Serenity now! Serenity now!
George: What is that?
Frank: Doctor gave me a relaxation cassette. When my blood pressure gets too high, the man on the tape tells me to say, ‘Serenity now!’
George: Are you supposed to yell it?
Frank: The man on the tape wasn’t specific.
George: What happened to the screen door? It blew off again?
Estelle: I told you to fix that thing.
Frank: Serenity nowww!

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